Political Humor

All the humor used is current to what's in the news TODAY. I'm an equal opportunity abuser, I tell jokes about everyone who deserves it without regard to party affiliation. In order to never offend anyone, my humor is always based on bad decisions. For example, a Bill Clinton joke would have to do with last minute pardons, Monica, etc., because those are all decisions he freely made. He did not choose to be a white male. Jokes are NEVER made about what people do NOT choose such as their gender, skin color, sexuality, intellectual ability, physical appearence, etc.

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Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using. This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently. (updated 4/11/14)
Russian President Putin and his wife have divorced.  She gets the house and the car, he gets Crimea and Belarus.
Now we know that Secret Service agents actually wear those sun glasses to cover their blood shot and hung over eyes.
President Obama has delayed the required sign-up for ObamaCare until 2017.  That is after the 2016 Presidential election, which just a coincidence of course.
NJ Governor Chris Christie was asked if he is going to run for President in 2016.  He answered, "I'll cross that bridge when I come to it."
 


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